On Saturday, I sharted on my roommates dog while trying to make it smell my farts. Today I got security clearance to work for one of the most respected and secretive govt agencies in the US
It's the American dream
i can't believe i had my finger in that
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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