don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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