There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
i out mim tonsoeep
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