I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
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