Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
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