are you still at the devil's house?
doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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