So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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