This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Randomize
