how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
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Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
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Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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