If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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