Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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