Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
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