Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
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Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
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Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
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