Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
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Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
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Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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