pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
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