his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
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