My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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