Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
Help. Why am I so naked?
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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