I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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