How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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