Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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