I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
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