Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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