We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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