Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
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She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
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I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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