I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
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I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
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Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
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