i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
this will be a night to untag.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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