Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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