Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
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