Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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