I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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