And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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