come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
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They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
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I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize