belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
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ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
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ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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