so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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