I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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