My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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