Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
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Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
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Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
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