i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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