Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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