they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
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