With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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