Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Randomize
