5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
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I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
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listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
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