party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
it's great music for shaving your balls
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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