It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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