Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
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yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
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I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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