so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
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I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
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And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
You need a sexual gate keeper
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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