JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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