Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
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The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
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College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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