i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
honey bunches of taint.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
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