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the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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