This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
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its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
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I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
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