I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
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He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
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And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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