from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
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I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
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When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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