just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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