can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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