Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
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it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
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I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
My breasts were aching with rage.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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