My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
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Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
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Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
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